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You guys may not know this, but I consider myself…a bit of a loner.

I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack, But when you came along,

I knew you were one of my own, and my wolf pack, it grew by one.

…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then she joined in later.

I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added one more to my wolf pack.

Three of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

Totally ~~not~~ Serious.

Lair! tumblr just lied to me (Mitch Hedberg Style)

Saddest part, I actually got excited for moment but was overcome by sadness…

Me, My Camera and My Awesome Tie.

Because…

2 hours of longboarding

is still cheaper than

2 hours of therapy.

I make real money doing real things that really matter thanks.

The Esclipse.

(Taken By Me)

For Traditional Navajo People,

a Solar Eclipse

Is a sacred time when the Sun, Moon, and the Earth are intimate.

The sun dies and is born again.

alexpie:

Me: ” hey nice car, she sounds good.”

Older gentleman: ” Thanks she’s running like a raped ape”

You’ve never heard that one?

Sadly no! I live in Utah and it totally caught me off guard!

Me: ” hey nice car, she sounds good.”

Older gentleman: ” Thanks she’s running like a raped ape”

Me: Hey Butterfly!!!

Butterfly:

Me: what was that?

Butterfly: *flaps wings*

Me: Of course we can be best friends, how sweet of you!